It took nearly two years, and plenty of bad results, but Fort William FC, perhaps the worst soccer team in the United Kingdom, finally won a match.
AUDIE CORNISH, HOST:
Fort William is a small town in the western Scottish Highlands. It’s got breathtaking scenery and the ugliest soccer in Britain.
ARI SHAPIRO, HOST:
The Fort William Football Club had not won in nearly two years. That’s 73 matches in total. Iain Ferguson is a local journalist who’s covered the team since 1996.
IAIN FERGUSON: In fact, last season was an all-time low when they were beaten, I think, 15 or 14-0 by one of the teams, which is really quite a lot in football terms.
CORNISH: Actually, that score was 16-0, but the low point in a season full of them was when Fort William was penalized nine points in the standings for using ineligible players.
SHAPIRO: To explain, in a league where you get three points for a win and one point for a draw, Fort William finished with negative seven points.
CORNISH: So the worst soccer team in Britain shocked pretty much everyone when it finally won a match last night. Iain Ferguson says even the fans were stunned Fort William took the lead.
FERGUSON: Fort William, in the match last night, drew first blood. In a remarkably short period of time – in only a few minutes, they were one ahead, which I think took absolutely everybody by surprise because there was, first of all, a stunned silence. And then everyone realized what happened and all started cheering.
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UNIDENTIFIED FANS: (Cheering, unintelligible).
SHAPIRO: The Fort William fans kept on cheering as their team beat Nairn County 5-2.
CORNISH: After the match, the scene inside the locker room was joyous insanity.
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UNIDENTIFIED SOCCER PLAYERS: (Chanting, unintelligible).
SHAPIRO: Fort William may still be the worst soccer team in Britain, but maybe it won’t take them another 73 matches to win again.
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